Oct 052016
 
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What’s all this “needless” talk by Donald Trump about building a border wall, strengthening the U.S. Military, protecting  and “making America, great again?” According to one anonymous person (pic and personal story below) he is doing great. He has never felt safer and more secure.

Pic Source: Found on the web.

This man claims he’s never felt safer and more secure. Personal pic and script source: Compliments of a faithful Moralmatters Reader – Found on the web.

Hot Damn! Safe At Last!

“I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat me down. If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn…Safe at last. Isn’t this administration great or what?”

Related:

Unusual – Unusual Moralmatters.org postings — Some of which are of a lighthearted nature

Unusual – moralmatters.org

A Moralmatters Article Of A Serious Nature:

Corrupt Government: Why? Why Is Government Politically Corrupt? – What has Specifically And Negatively Contributed To The On-Going Downfall Of America’s Constitutional Republic?

Corrupt Government: Why? – moralmatters.org

Also:

Crimes Against Peace: How U.S. Government Plays Judas Against Its Own Citizens – moralmatters.org

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“A thinking person will question what he hears; examine what he sees; and evaluate what others would have him believe. When did big government and its mainstream media tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?” – [Pastor emeritus Nathan M. Bickel]

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Pastor emeritus Nathan M. Bickel

www.moralmatters.org

www.thechristianmessage.org

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Source of featured pic – “Safe & Secure:”
http://www.mto.gov.on.ca/graphics/english/safety/carseat/safe_secure.gif

 

  3 Responses to “Hot Damn! Safe At Last!”

  1. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  2. This is hilarious! But is he being tongue in cheek or did he actually do these things?! I’m a very gullible person lol!

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