This Moralmatters.org author was appalled when he read the following “reported” recent news.
It was not the shock that the Carter octogenarian and former acquaintance of Yassar Arafat had reportedly met an abrupt end; but, this author had no idea that Obama could even drive, much less manage to sit still behind the wheel of an automobile. How in the world does Obama manage to swagger when he is seated behind a steering wheel? Was his car specially fitted with a strutting driver’s seat? Was this the behind the scenes [real] cause for his “accident?”
Obama finally admits to being responsible and taking the blame. In the following (referenced satirical article) Obama reportedly gives unfortunate details of his trip:
WASHINGTON—Sighing and shaking his head, a shaken and deeply saddened President Obama appeared before the nation Tuesday to deliver the news that he had struck and killed former president Jimmy Carter with his car while driving through downtown Washington last night……..
………..According to Obama, he was driving through the intersection at Pennsylvania Avenue and 19th Street when Carter “came out of nowhere.” Saying that it all happened so fast, the president told reporters that he saw something appear in front of him and then he heard a loud thump as if he had hit a deer.
Obama reportedly remembered that there was a split second when he thought he saw Jimmy Carter’s face bounce off his windshield, but figured there was no way it could have been the former president of the United States. When he turned over the body to inspect it, however, he identified it as the Nobel Peace Prize winner and former Georgia peanut farmer.
Obama said he wished he could be addressing the nation under different circumstances, and admitted that he is currently experiencing a severe case of shock………. – theonion.com/
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